I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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