Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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