My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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