Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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