so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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