i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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