no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she pinky promised me she was 18
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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