We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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