Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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