i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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