Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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