But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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