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• (530): View more from California

  1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus

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• (315): View more from New York

  he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.

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• (646): View more from New York

  we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..

  (219): View more from Indiana

  you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.

  (646): View more from New York

  nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"

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• (409): View more from Texas

  He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool

  (217): View more from Illinois

  Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito

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