it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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this just has baby written all over it
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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