Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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