Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...