It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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