I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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