so explain again why im purple
no
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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