Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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