Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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