found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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