I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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