you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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