recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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