i just had sex bonerless
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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