oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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