is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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