I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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