Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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