god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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