This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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