I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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