I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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