it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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