i permit you to call me
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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