"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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