dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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