I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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