Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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