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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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