i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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