6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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