Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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