If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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