As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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