Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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