Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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