i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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