i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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