I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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