You're so nebulous sometimes
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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