i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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