I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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