Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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