So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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